i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
