Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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