Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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