You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
