I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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