I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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