I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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