I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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