Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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