went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize