Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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