Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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