so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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