Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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