You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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