that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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