I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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