is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i will never coherently bang her
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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