How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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