She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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