Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
There are leaves in my underwear?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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