is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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