That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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