Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
jump out the window naked night went bad
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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