dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
