porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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