thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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