Tell her she can't have a vagina
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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