Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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