dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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