i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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