that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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