I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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