he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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