if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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