it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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