he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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