you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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