There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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