her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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