I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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