you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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