these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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