Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I'm passing your future prison.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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