i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Randomize
