While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
