Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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