I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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