I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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