i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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