i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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