But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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